Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School

Happy Spring my little monsters! Esotre is in full bloom in Brooklyn, leading to less clothing and more outdoor zaniness. Alas, Dr. Sketchy's fell on April 14th, and the old reprobate was behind on his taxes for the last several decades.







   We where raided by stormtropper accountants in bullet-proof visors, calculators clicking madly, threatening our tender assets. Thankfully, we had our secret weapon...




Lucy Buttons! Red hot, rock-in-rolling Burlesque star! She blew away the little public-servant pedants back to their dour towers. Behold her and despair!




from Wikipedia:

"Plain round halos are typically used to signify saints, the Virgin Mary, Old Testament prophets, angels, symbols of the Four Evangelists, and some other figures. Byzantine emperors and empresses were often shown with them in compositions including saints or Christ, however the haloes were outlined only. This was copied by Ottoman and later Russian rulers."

So Dr. Sketchy's is host to either an angel or a Byzantine Empress. No wonder we're always packed.











Checking the accounts ...man these photos are just Freudian field days? Aren't They? Lets not think of such things, lets just bask in the loveliness of Ms. Buttons.




All contest winners are required to fill out each form in triplicate and wait 4-6 weeks for the delivery of the prize-verification ticket, to be taken to your local IRS office to be exchanged for a prize of equal or lesser value to the ticket.




Molly, in her "serious business lady" outfit. She appears to be using her hair to break the glass ceiling*.








I asked him, he didn't kill the eagle himself. Pussy.

Of course, it being tax season, we felt we had to give something back.





Taxes, despite what your Ayn Rand-readin' friends will tell you, provides services necessary for the well-being of a community. And in a perfect world, our tax-dollars would provide this...









Give us now our daily booze! A big ole' plate of booze for our loyal and parched art monkeys. Carried aloft by Steve Walker, Saint. I can't get over the look of PURE JOY on all the faces. It's like a revival tent in there.





Happy are the art monkeys! Wait, who is that on the far left? Where have I seen that man before? Wait-is that?





Yes! It's him! Um...that guy! A previous winner of free booze..and still silently contemplating the shotglass, as if in prayer. Our hats off to you, mysterious regular!




Of course, we had money-themed contests. My favorite was best "best drawing using calculator paper."








A few people did cut-up moasics on several sheets. You guys rock.

This completes the Dr. Sketchy Session. Please return all signed forms along with a receipt of reading within 2 weeks of completion or suffer severe penalties. You are required to come to the next session, where Roller Derby badass, Black-Eye Barbie will shake, rattle, and roll us.

Best,

-JL




*In the name of gender equality, we don't have a glass ceiling at Dr. Sketchys. Instead we have two painted bedroom ceilings. One filled with pony stickers and Patrick Swayze posters, and the other covered in glow and dark stars and blueprints for the Enterprise-E. Progress!

http://keeponmovin.blip.tv/file/203837/


Jac Bowie of Dr. Sketchy's Sydney make us look like a podunk, two-bit operation in this video...featuring sexy fan dances, hot jaz, hula-hoop madness, and more swank than you can shake a silver-topped walking stick at.

Suddently I feel so very grubby.


www.jacbowie.com

Oy! Those crazy Aussies have been shaking up the land down under with not one but TWO Dr. Sketchy's sessions!







From Dr. Sketchy's Sydney, from the talented hand of Riki Salam and Robyn Neild!

http://media.smh.com.au/?rid=27163&source=rss&sy=smh

And a news report! Warning, features a dangerous amount of sexy performers (Stripping! while balancing 50 hula hoops!) with adorable accents.


And lets not neglect Melborne, where Ms. Louie presents ballon-popping fun!, with Cheekheeta Margareeta of HiBall Burlesque!



Vunderbar! They're *all* spiecal snowflakes!

If you happen to find yourself in the merry old land of Oz, check out Dr. Sketchy's Melbourne at

http://empe.customer.netspace.net.au/

And Dr. Sketchy's Sydney at

www.jacbowie.com

I heard a rumor that the first photos ever from Dr. Sketchy's Tokyo are available...but where?

best,

-JL

P.S Check out this video of Molly eating fire and me sounding totally gay

http://www.sextelevision.net/show/currentGallery.asp?segmentDisplayID=516#

(Possibly NSFW)

Greetings Art Monkeys! This week's session exploded all over your face with Super Stars, birthdays, vampire eggs and celebratory spankings!

As we celebrate the return of that anarexic child-bride Perspheone, we move into a bold new era of drunken drawing. For Dr. Sketchy has finally hit the big time! We convinced Ms. Exotic World Winner and Burlesque Royalty Dirty Martini to pose for us.




It's like Greta Garbo playing Hedda Gabler in your High School play. I am struck with near religious awe.


 







If I was a cartoon wolf, I'd be whisting right about now.

Molly is out peddling Our Book at various streetcorners and highway on-ramps across the nation, leaving Dr. Sketchys in the hands of me and Steve Walker.





No, I don't think I looked like a drug dealer on Miami Vice AT ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH.




It looks like she's gonna kick him in the head. Also notice, colorful plastic eggs filled with candy in accordance to Christian tradition for some reason! But don't fret, we're multicultural here at Dr. Sketchy's, we had a "Best Incorperation of the Plauges Of Egypt" contest. Everyone who did a "red tide" joke is going straight to hell.

Of course we had other contests as well, with faboo books from Soft Skull Press! Money quote of the evening "Hand over that porn!"







it goes without saying that we had a drinking contest.




And it also goes without saying that the prize was a Dirty martini.

Photographs by Dr. Simon and Ryan Roman. Ryan turned 32 this week despite his better judgement. Those you who remember my Dr. Sketchy's birthday know what particular horror awaits....





Sadly no one got a cake to the face this time.

Those of you with stronger consitution can see the full, "celebration", in the video below.

Of course we have more than one talented photographer at Dr. Sketchy's.




Here is Dr. Simon, ruining his reputation by doing all our video work. You really think the Noble Prize people are gonna let this slide?

Bah! Less men! More Boobs!







Gosh she's pretty. Also, in pink.




If you got a hole in one you got a prize! (A Signed 8x10 of the lovely Ms. Martini, natch)





It looks like she's having a divine vision. "Yes! with these I could CHANGE THE WORLD!". Joan Of Arch, man.




The Seven Art Monkeys!

Drinky! Sexy! Horny! Stoney! Pervy! Studly! And Bashful!




Ahh! But all good things must eventualy run out of things to talk about! thanks to Dirty martini, Steve Walker, Ryan Roman, Dr. Simon, Justin Lussier, Amanda, The Lucky Cat, Soft Skull press, and All Art Monkeys Everywhere.

Drop by the 14th, when Lucy Buttons will remind you to do itemized deductions ...for AWESOME.
 
Best,

-JL

This one has spanking. And the word "ass".

Ms. Dirty Martini and Myself. Quote Syd "it looks like it used to be a good suit, but you've been sleeping in it for 3 days. Very 'Gatsby on a bender.'"